Payson(about Lauren): If someone doesn't hold me back she's gonna get my heel up her bleached blond head. Kaylie: I can't concentrate with you yelling and this is not a toothpaste commercial! How much does it take for a 90 lb girl to get drunk? Leo: So. Leo: How many beers did she have? Emily: I don't know. Lauren: (to waiter) Hey- wanna get lucky? (hands him her special charm bracelet, which she has just learned came from Summer, not her dad) Give this to your girlfriend! Lauren: How much of a Christian can she be? The woman wears Dolce & Gabanna! Chloe: Honey, is everything okay? Emily: (muffled) Just a minute! Chloe: Oh my god, did you get your period?

(Leo grimaces) Kaylie: Too much information.Ĭhloe Kmetko: Did your sister get back yet? Brian Kmetko: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom for like hours. Leo Cruz: He's pressuring you? Kaylie: No, no, he's super supportive and totally under stands I'm not ready to have sex. Leo Cruz: Boys are after four things at a kegger: Brew, booty, more booty, and even more brew! Sasha Belov: You think I left England to compete in Romania because I want money? Who do I look like, David Beckham? Steve Tanner: Yes, actually, you kinda do. Emily: Well, then we're going to need work permits, tattoos and gypsy names. Kaylie: I swear, if my father doesn't find a real coach soon, I'm going to join the carnival. Becca Keeler: Awesome! Blowing Off Steam Kaylie: We have to find a better means of communication than a communal bucket of chalk! Kaylie: Why wouldn't you just let Payson beat her? Wouldn't that be more fun? Payson: And less prison time, eh? Becca: Who would you kiss, Pay? Payson: I don't know. Payson: Why? Why would you kill Kellie Parker? Becca: 'Cause she's better than you on vault. I mean, my nails are good, like Lady Gaga-good, and my look is flawless!īecca Keeler I'd kiss Nick Jonas, I'd marry Joe Jonas, and I'd kill Kellie Parker. I only bought so much shrimp dip.Ĭhloe Kmetko: I think people are intimidated by me. Ronnie Cruz: I don't remember saying anything about children. I think your mom is going into the drive-through the wrong way. But I hear she's a bitch.Ĭarter Anderson: Who puts a phone in the laundry room? Your family is nuts. Leo Cruz: Fresno? Emily: Yeah, didn't you know it's the gymnastics capital of the world?ĭenver Gymnast 1: (about Lauren on beam) Man, is she good! Denver Gymnast 2: Yeah. Lauren: Could you be more of a cliché? And you? (addresses Summer) I had you pegged for a gold-digger back on our Cabo trip. Lauren: When? When did you discover these 'feelings'? Summer: Six months ago. Summer and I have discovered that we have real. You're banging your secretary? Summer: Executive Assistant! Steve Tanner: And I'm not, you know, 'banging' anybody. Payson: Are you Marty? Do you have three Olympic gold medals? Then leave me. Kmetko:Where are my resumés? Brian Kmetko: You mean the ones that are practically glowing in the dark? Lauren: Someone's pretty cocky! Where's Marty Ms. or anything? Emily: Not yet, but maybe after Nationals. (Lauren sneers at Emily's leotard) Lauren: So, you don't have any endorsements yet, for clothes. Lauren: Daddy! Your secretary's here! Summer: Oh! Executive assistant. (Mark Keeler chuckles knowingly)Ĭhloe Kmetko': (to Emily) I know I'm not going to win Mom of the Year, but you know I love you, right? Mark Keeler: Is she as good as they say? Kim Keeler: No one should be able to do what she does on four inches of wood. Kim Keeler: Here comes Lauren on the beam. She's 'visualizing.'Įmily: (to the team doctor) Get out of my way, or you'll have to deal with my mother! Chloe Kmetko: I'd get out of her way. Keeler: Are you ready? Pay? Becca Keeler: She can't hear you. No, like blood and cops and teddy bears and candles on the sidewalk kill you. Lauren Tanner: Fresno? What kind of gyms are in Fresno? Emily Kmetko: Actually, I was working out at the Y. Tanner: That's the girl you were telling me about? The one they found on a playground? Payson: No, it's not okay, Mom! What the hell is happening?! I did everything right! Everything I Haven't had a weekend off my whole childhood! And now my coach just leaves? Now? Mrs.

Payson: Wait a minute! Wait a damn minute! I did everything right. Lauren: I thought Jesus was your boyfriend Lauren: Sorry, I'm addicted to breakfast biscuts!

1.8 All's Fair In Love, War and Gymnastics.

1.5 Like Mother, Like Daughter, Like Supermodel.

Payson from make it or break it